Over the past 5 years I’ve had each component of my body replaced with parts stripped from Commodore64 machines. As I feel the physical world fade into a cascade of 1s and 0s, I hear a distant voice whisper “Ripley Manor…”. Soon I will understand the meaning behind the haunting words. Excellent customer service, 5 stars!

Showed up. Went harder than them. Played Dokapon Kingdom for 14 hours. Cant wait until Im back in the area so I can visit my favourite PC repair shop.

I was promised a nice warm bath. Instead he stole my keycaps and smelled every single one of them. Still would stay though. 10/10------2021 January update:Went back for the pizza and it made my face permanently beautified.

I shot someone in the face here! Right in the eyeballLove,Couch bro

Great Job, Quality Work, Fixed up my PC with a fresh install of windows with all my data after it was bogged down with Malware.

Showed up and got shot in the face with a roman candle